I was at the Claridge recently. I have a certain soft spot for the venerable Claridge. I was conceived there in September of 1946. I first played serious craps with the Captain there in 1986. I witnessed some of "The Armâs" greatest rolls there.
In fact, my octogenarian father still plays at the Claridge and when I hand in my playerâs card invariably someone in the pit says, "Say hi to your father for us!" And I do, since it makes him feel good to be remembered and it makes me feel good to know the pit personnel and dealers make a point of remembering.
Time. Time and memories.
The Captain is nearing 80, "The Arm" is in craps retirement, brought low by arthritis, but the Claridge still stands strong, its brick and mortar a distinct paean to a day that now crawls towards the dusty pages of history texts and hardly-visited sites on the World Wide Web. And the Claridge must have a special place in the hearts and memories of the rapidly dwindling WWII generation and in the legions of Korean War veterans who come to Atlantic City to renew their lifeâs juices at the craps tables because -- per square foot of table space -- there are more old guys playing craps at the Claridge than at any other Atlantic City casino.
Go to any Atlantic City casino in the weekday daylight hours and youâll see the old guys playing craps in every single casino venue along the Boardwalk. Go to the Claridge and if you are 60 or younger, youâll be the "kid" at the table. The Claridge pit personnel and dealers have become experts in handling the senior crowds, as they are unlike any craps playing crowd youâre likely to meet in Vegas or other parts North or South. They are enthusiastic, cantankerous, deaf, savvy, argumentative, eclectic and idiosyncratic. And they all know each other! The Claridge pit crews and dealers remember their names, say hi to them like they are old, old friends (which in a way they are) and treat them with respect and dignity â no matter how exasperating they can be. Hereâs a slice of a moment at the Claridge when I was the "kid" (by at least 15 years!) at the table:
Stickman: Shooter on the come-out, place your bets.
Old Guy with hat: Whereâs my pass line bet?
Boxwoman: You lost it.
Old Guy with hat: How could I lose it, the shooterâs just shooting?
Dealer: That was the other shooter, sir.
Old Guy with hearing aid: Whoâs the other shooter? I thought that guy was shooting?
Boxwoman: He is.
Old Guy with bandage on face: Can we get these dice moving? I donât have much time left!
Old Guy with dark circles under eyes: I thought you were dead already. You werenât moving there for awhile.
Old Guy with bandage on face: I was just napping.
Old Guy with hat: Him? Heâs like a horse. He can sleep standing up.
Stickman: Dice are out. Watch your hands.
Old Guy with dark circles under eyes: See how carefully he sets them? He was a bricklayer. Pete the bricklayer. See, one on top of the other.
Stickman: Five, point is five. Place your bets. Place the nine. Nine goes with the five. Hardways, anyone?
Old Guy with hearing aid: Whatâs the point?
Stickman: Five, sir.
Old Guy with hearing aid: I thought you said nine. You put the puck on five.
Old Guy in hat: Do I have a hard eight? Whereâs my hard eight?
Dealer: You donât have a hard eight, sir.
Old Guy in hat: So whereâs my hard eight? I had a hard eight.
Boxwoman: That was the last shooter sir. He, uh, didnât make his point.
Old Guy with dark circles under his eyes: His point is five! Can we get the game moving here. Come on, Petey, lay some bricks.
Old Guy who looks like a rodent: Whoof. Ooo. Smell that? Whew! Who did that, he, he, he. Who? Ha!
Stickman: Dice are â oh, Jesus, what the hell, oh, man, God â dice are out.
Old Guy who looks like a rodent: He, he, he.
Boxwoman: Point is five.
Stickman: Sorry, God. Point is five.
Old Guy with hearing aid: I thought it was nine. Didnât he say it was nine?
Old Guy in windbreaker: Chrissâsake! Will ya listen for chrissâsake?
Old Guy with dark circles: Whatâcha building Petey? Go Petey!
Stickman: Six, six, came easy.
Old Guy in hat: Donât I get paid? Whereâs my six?
Dealer: You donât have a six sir.
Old Guy in hat: I had a six and eight!
Dealer: Do you want a six and eight sir?
Old Guy in hat: Yeah, give me a six and eight and donât forget!
Dealer: I wonât sir. Could I have your chips sir? Your chipsâŚsir?
Stickman: Dice are out.
Old Guy with windbreaker: Thatâs my come bet! Isnât that my come bet?
Stickman: Watch your hands.
Old Guy with windbreaker: Thatâs my come bet.
Old Guy with hat: He says thatâs his come bet. Thatâs my come bet.
Old Guy with windbreaker: Thatâs my come bet.
Boxwoman: You donât have a come bet, sir, that is his come bet.
Old Guy in hat: I had a come bet.
Dealer: You didnât have a come bet, sir.
Old Guy with dark circles: Petey, the bricklayer.
Stickman: Seven out! Take the line, pay the donâts.
Old Guy who looks like a rodent: Whoops! He, he, he. Whoopsie! Ha!
Stickman: Oh, God, oh, Christ.
Old Guy with bandage on face: Thatâs how we won World War one, donât you know, mustard gas.
Old guy with dark circles: That was the Germans.
Old Guy with hat: Whereâs my pass line bet?
And so it goes. Those men, hard of hearing, somewhat forgetful, exhibiting all the foibles of remorseless age, had fought the wars that kept my generation free, built the economies that kept my generation materially contented. For some, their manhood may have begun in Atlantic City, where many World War II soldiers received their training, and now it culminates in Atlantic City as the dice roll down the table awaiting the stickmanâs final call. I was proud to be in their company. I was happy to be at the Claridge.
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