Gambling Grade School #3: Speed Kills

Remember in the 1970s, there used to be television commercials about the effects of speed, that is, the drug metamphetamine, on the human body? How the drug caused one to go into overdrive and burn out? Then they’d show a picture of some poor schlep who had taken his fair share of the drug and darn if he didn’t look worse than even Michael Jackson.

The slogan for all those commercials was "Speed Kills."

That very same slogan could be applied to casino games as well. Even games with relatively benign house edges can become ravenous, malignant monsters sucking the lifeblood out of your bankroll when decisions pile upon decisions in short order.

Just look at mini-baccarat, a game with a low house edge on two of its three bets (just over 1 percent), and we can appreciate how speed can make that lively game deadly for the players. Let us take the best bet at the game, the Bank bet, and see what happens to our hourly loss rate as we start to accelerate the number of decisions.

If you bet $10 per decision, you can expect to lose about 12 cents per decision in the long run. If you play 40 decisions per hour, you can expect to lose $4.00 per hour of play. Now watch:

50 decisions = $6.00 per hour

60 decisions = $7.20 per hour

70 decisions = $8.40 per hour

80 decisions = $9.60 per hour

90 decisions = $10.80 per hour

100 decisions = $12.00 per hour

Okay, you say, how many people playing mini-baccarat will play 100 decisions per hour? The answer might startle you: Just about everyone. In fact, it is not unusual for mini-baccarat to have 150 decisions per hour – an expected loss for the $10 player of $18 per hour!

Even with a low house edge the $10 player at mini-baccarat will lose almost as much per hour as a player facing an outrageous 5.26 percent house edge at roulette. Roulette will have about 35 decisions per hour. A $10 player stands to lose $18.40!

Of course, when you think about it speed exacerbates everything. Let me show you by way of a simple experiment you can do right now in your own home.

Stand up. Get about ten paces from the wall. Now, shuffling your feet ever so slowly head for the wall – as slow as you can get your body to go. Now, hit the wall with your head at that speed. What happened? Nothing. You hardly felt a thing, right?

Now, go back to the exact spot where you began your experiment – go on, I’ll wait. Now, one, two, three – go! Head with all the speed you can muster headfirst into the same spot on the same wall.

If you were actually foolish enough to do that second experiment, you are now reading this article in the hospital as you probably knocked yourself out and now have a concussion. Speed changed everything! You started from the same spot; hit the same wall; used the same head. The results were radically different.

When gaming writers talk about which games and bets at various games are the best, we often just talk about the house edge. But speed must also be considered. We ignore speed at our own peril.

The ideal game for the player would be one that has a very low house edge and a very slow pace. For the casino, the ideal game is a high house edge and a high speed.

The casino usually gets its wishes and in the high-house-edge high-speed stakes, they come up a winner – it’s called slot machines! Even though players can choose their own speed at the slots, just like most motorists on highways, the players tend to think the faster they go, the better off they’ll be. Most slot players will play approximately 8-12 decisions per minute or 480 to 720 decisions per hour – all those into house edges ranging from two to about 17 percent! Yeow!

Here’s a list of the games and the approximate house edges and speeds that you’ll face:

So what’s the bottom line on speed? Slow down! What’s your rush? Where are you going with fast play? Nowhere and that is nowhere fast!

Frank Scoblete is the #1 best-selling gaming author in America. He is executive director of the Golden Touch™ advantage-play classes in craps and blackjack. He is also the director of Frank Scoblete’s Casino Killer College that teaches how to get the edge in advantage-slot machines, casino and Internet poker, casino and Internet tournament poker, video poker, and Pai Gow poker. His websites are www.goldentouchcraps.com, www.goldentouchblackjack.com and www.scoblete.com in association with www.CasinoCityTimes.com. His recent books are The Golden Touch™ Dice Control Revolution! and The Golden Touch™ Blackjack Revolution! His new DVD is Golden Touch™: Beat Craps by Controlling the Dice! which shows over 200 controlled dice throws - many in slow motion. For a free brochure or to order Frank's products, call 1-800-944-0406. For a more complete bio of Frank, go to: http://www.goldentouchcraps.com/frankbio.shtml.